Not you (unless you’re the person I’m posting this about – then feel free to do so).
Anyway, I was on Mugglenet Chat last night, and some person decided to come to a room that I’m a mod in to flood ASCII pictures and talk about rather inappropriate things, so I ban them as any sensible person would do. Then he pm’s me, asking why he got banned and whatnot. I answer him, saying that it was inappropriate and that he shouldn’t have been doing that in that certain room. He then questions my maturity and asks my age, saying that the things he said weren’t highly inappropriate and asks why people don’t talk about it in general. Just think kid, there may be some lackadaisical rooms, but there are some other rooms that don’t allow people to say things about dicks and pussies at their free will.
My comments in the following logs are in the brackets (not the timestamp, the other brackets).
[07:51:04pm] <Jamie> well i’m sorry if i’m not of age yet, but neither are most people on this chat
[07:51:13pm] <TiHKAL> heh
[07:51:33pm] <TiHKAL> why are you apologizing?
[07:51:45pm] <Jamie> i was being sarcastic >.<
[07:53:35pm] <TiHKAL> yeh i know.
[07:53:49pm] <TiHKAL> you have been using sarcasm as an excuse to treat me like i am stupid. [You are stupid you moron.]
[07:53:52pm] <TiHKAL> saying things like “like you…” [What? That makes sense how?]
[07:53:56pm] <TiHKAL> what am i like, how could you know? [An idiot, and I know because you won't accept the fact that I won't unban you]
[07:54:33pm] <TiHKAL> do you have unix skills? [I love how it went from bans to Unix. He probably just wanted to boast about something.]
[07:54:36pm] <TiHKAL> I think not.
[07:54:49pm] <TiHKAL> Bingo. [Yup, I was right.]
[07:54:52pm] <Jamie> and being techy has something to do with you being banned…how?
[07:54:56pm] <TiHKAL> Anyway, don’t use sarcasm, it doesn’t become you. [Anyway, don't tell lies, it doesn't become you.]
Well, that started a nice little fight. Apparently this kid is some Unix fanboy who doesn’t accept the fact that I don’t care much about Unix since I’m perfectly happy with my current OS. Apparently in his small little world, people can’t have their own opinion whatsoever and must accept the fact that Unix rules the world. All hail Unix.
[07:55:55pm] <TiHKAL> ok
[07:56:00pm] <TiHKAL> so…
[07:56:04pm] <TiHKAL> 1) you won’t unban me
[07:56:08pm] <TiHKAL> 2) you don’t give a crap about unix
[07:56:10pm] <Jamie> right
[07:56:13pm] <TiHKAL> ok
[07:56:16pm] <TiHKAL> but you forgot #3
[07:56:20pm] <Jamie> i’m perfectly happy with the operating system i have atm
[07:56:21pm] <TiHKAL> 3) you suck no matter who’s banned [How mature.]
[07:56:27pm] <Jamie> that’s of your own opinion but okay
[07:56:30pm] <TiHKAL> lol
[07:56:32pm] <TiHKAL> no im sorry [Now you're the one apologizing.]
[07:56:37pm] <TiHKAL> the unix killers will come for you [I cower in fear.]
[07:56:41pm] <TiHKAL> quit talking to me, and begin waiting. [I think I might even start counting down.]
[07:56:48pm] <Jamie> okay i await my death
[07:56:53pm] <TiHKAL> ok good do that.
[07:56:57pm] <TiHKAL> but im not talking about death
[07:57:03pm] <TiHKAL> im talking about your computer being 0wned. [Zomg.]
[07:57:14pm] <TiHKAL> because you are too much of a spoiled <censored> to RTFM. [Read what fucking manual? A manual about how to talk to people like you?]
Right. Now he’s threatening to hack me because I don’t like Unix. How much more of a prick can you be? And you’re saying that I’M spoiled? You’re the one who seems to be overly spoiled about Unix that you can’t even talk with someone who doesn’t have the same likes as you. I did install ZoneAlarm though, just in case he might possibly (I doubt it though) be somewhat tech savvy.
[08:03:26pm] <TiHKAL> i am 30 young lady. [Stop trying to act mature. I bet you're younger than me anyway.]
[08:03:31pm] <TiHKAL> i am the one who is truely waiting to die. [LOL.]
[08:03:44pm] <Jamie> you sure don’t act like you’re 30 in my opinion, but oh well
[08:03:49pm] <TiHKAL> well
[08:04:02pm] <TiHKAL> when you are older, try working for some of these companies that you just want to use like toys.
[08:04:08pm] <TiHKAL> see what it does to your composure online.
[08:04:33pm] <Jamie> i don’t use people
[08:04:36pm] <TiHKAL> no
[08:04:39pm] <TiHKAL> these servers
[08:04:41pm] <TiHKAL> THIS INTERNET. [I'm surprised he didn't say "MY INTERNET."]
[08:04:50pm] <TiHKAL> i worked for companies that were pioneers of the internet.
[08:04:55pm] <TiHKAL> dare i say it, I AM A PIONEER.
[08:04:58pm] <TiHKAL> but i get no credit. [Yes, I'm sure you founded the internet. Are we supposed to bow down to you now like you expect me to do to Unix?]
[08:05:08pm] <TiHKAL> so o well, however you think a 30yo IT pro is supposed to act.. [Because 30-year-old IT pro's say "o well."]
[08:05:22pm] <Jamie> probably not going around giving hack threats to people
[08:05:29pm] <TiHKAL> nah you dont get it at all
[08:05:30pm] <Jamie> just because you were banned
[08:05:32pm] <TiHKAL> im WARNING you. [Wow, what a difference between threatening.]
[08:05:43pm] <Jamie> sorry, hack *warning
[08:05:44pm] <TiHKAL> im warning you that unless you start acting smarter, especially about UNIX [At this point I think I'm smarter than you maturity-wise.]
[08:05:48pm] <TiHKAL> you will be 0wned. [Owned with a zero, yes.]
[08:05:58pm] <TiHKAL> cuz you are acting stupid now over some cursewords… [Excuse me? What you said weren't just some curse words.]
[08:06:07pm] <Jamie> apparently you live in a world where my opinion has no meaning whatsoever
[08:06:14pm] <TiHKAL> well
[08:06:19pm] <TiHKAL> if you don’t give a crap about unix,
[08:06:20pm] <Jamie> and i’m rather amused at how far this strayed from the fact that you wanted to get unbanned…
[08:06:25pm] <TiHKAL> then your opinion is < matter [Wow, what a nice comparison. Shows how broad-minded you are.]
Loooooooool. Yes, I’m sure he’s some 30 year old who’s a “pioneer of the internet.” This made me laugh so bad. He’s “30 and working at an IT company,” and he’s threatening to hack me because I don’t like Unix. If the kid’s 30, shouldn’t he start getting a life and do more important things such as uh… working and taking care of his family instead of threatening to hack a 14-year-old. And a pioneer of the internet? If he was 30 and a pioneer of the internet, he would have had to start working for internet companies when he was 13-14 (which I doubt). Honestly dumbass, give me a break.
To save some space, then he gave me some sites about where I could learn about Unix and said:
[08:10:15pm] <TiHKAL> and with god’s grace you may one day work for an IT company. [08:10:29pm] <TiHKAL> don’t underestimate me child im doing this for your own good. [Sorry, but I've been underestimating you for awhile.]
[08:10:31pm] <TiHKAL> you are clearly ignorant. [Vice versa.]
Yes, you are also clearly ignorant about other peoples’ opinions. I’m the one who’s ignorant? I would learn about Unix if I really wanted to, but I also know how to DISCUSS how I feel about things with other people and LISTEN to them. It’s like some great innovation of the decade, listening and discussing.
The conversation ended not too long later, with him flooding me with “YOU MUST LEARN, OR SUFFER THE CONSEQUENCES.” I love the ignore command on IRC, love it. Actually after this, I’m starting to wonder if he even knows how to setup/run/use Unix. Maybe he just looked it up on Google, saw that it was related to computers, and thought it would make him sound intelligent to pretend he knew everything about it.
I’ve forgotten that immature idiots like this kid exist, which saddens me. They’re people who’ve obviously lived a sheltered live and possibly been spoiled to not be able to accept what other people think. They’re people who think they’re “da bomb” and everyone else is inferior. Well tell you what, I bet you’ll be really surprised to hear this, but there are actually other people in the world who have thoughts too besides you. Omg amazing, I know.
</rant>
Posted by bluebrisingr 
